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In my 38 years of living, i have met many men, scammers, and even the sexes in between, no pun intended for the transvestive guys, i support all of you there *kissing each of you guys without leaving the sloppy mess yikeeees* but somehow till now i do not know what is a man? What made them to be so confusing? Why to talk with a man can make my short circuit goes haywire? Why a simple discussion can cause a fight? And why does i still insist to love one of them, while the offers to cross the line are abundant lol? No no no lovies, i am going to stick with those mumble jumble men. Sowi for rejecting all of your nice offers lovies *running away as fast as a bullet* like i said, i support LGBT or Yaoi or transvestive, so my writing in here doesnt mean to offend any of you *piece* back to my first explanation, i do need the fastest way to know man! My age is not getting younger and i just do not want to die without knowing who are they actually. I do wish i was born with the book how to know and flirt with a man that you like. But alas i was not. So in case you know it, do lemme know the site or the address of the publisher so i can ask, beg, buy, hassle or kidnapp this holy precious book *insert the sarcasm here*